Apryle Aloisio
i know you look at this. you are moving here in not very long from now. people here are stoked.
once, when i was like 13 i went to summer camp and i met this cute blonde girl. her name was apryle. it was obvious that she was like the long lost sister i never had because ... well ... it just was. you had to be there, it was crazy. i moved away to hawaii a couple years later and we lost touch, but now, like 7 years later (13, 15, 22 -- you do the math), i come to find out she lives far away and is moving back here. apryle is cool. <--- (see apryle there are your props.) .... because of the fact that i no longer talk to james watanabe, apryle is my oldest friend on record. sorry nate, you've been bumped to second oldest. i have seen nate in his underwear though, so he one ups the aprycot in at least one category for sure.
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on a totally unrelated subject:
"wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more. a wink's as good as a nudge to a blind bat, know what i mean? ... he says knowingly." and now for something completely different.
Posted by: Abe Heckler at 3:28 PM · (Permalink)