Friday, August 30, 2002

just for nate, a post i like to call
Why You Blew It
1) The show was 21 and over.
2) The show didnt start until 9 officially and 10 in reality.
3) The hot snakes didnt go on until like 11:30 or 12.
4) The hot snakes rule more than you will ever know.
5) If you ever wanted a lesson in how to be cool, just look to John Reis and/or Gar Wood.
6) Clint Werner ... Yeah, from Seaweed ... the guy who recorded that terrible record (because of our terrible band not his recording abilities) for us a million years ago. yeah, he was there. he totally came up to me and was like "hey i know this guy ... how have you been? you're not still in that band are you?" or some such crap to that effect. for some reason i find it rad when random people who could very easily act "too cool" just roll up and are totally down.
7) I learned that another way awesome band by the name of THREE INCHES OF BLOOD!!! is playing tomorrow night at the graceland and guess who cant go to that either .... nastradamalus.
8) nate, get a job that happens during the day.
9) nate, get a job in seattle
10) nate, move to seattle post haste. cute girls do not show up to see excellent rock and roll bands in orting washington ... it just doesnt happen. suck it up my brotha, its time to move. you'll thank me later.

and now my friends, it is time for me to retire as i have to get up and go to work tomorrow and cover for 2 people who have decided its a good idea to leave me all alone to do 3 peoples jobs for a whole day. guess what? i'm going to do a super half assed job ... thats what you get.

and blackalicious is playing saturday at 6:30 ... nate where will you be? oh, thats right ... hawking books for some pseudo intellectual trendy conglomerate super store. nate you work for the best buy of books ... just quit ... it's worth it. talk to timm, he'll get you a job where you hang out all day and get tips.

oh, and fat bitch from just to the left of me. this time you got mashed in the face and pushed down, next time i will punch your teeth down your throat. you deserved it this time, but i try my best not to hit girls ... you should be at a dentist right now you fat little spiteful mole of a woman you.