Monday, August 19, 2002

ok ... weird
could that guy posting in the comments section be nates brother matt dave? its a possiblitly. its all together possible. weird. nates brother lives in an abandoned misslile silo 50 miles out in the middle of the desert in new mexico. he's perfecting a heat ray that can destroy an entire city the size of los angeles from the face of mars. dont mess around with matt dave, he'll lock on to your house during field testing and guess what buddy -- no more you. you'll be soundly sleeping in your bed ... or pulling it ... and suddenly you'll be like "its kinda hot in here" and bam, dead like that. a pile of ash with a dick in its hand. dont mess around.

in other news. there is an argentinian asleep in my living room right now. its karen. um ... thats about it. john, kristin, karen and I all sat around drinking beer, smoking cigars and listening to bon jovi and bruce springsteen all night. john and kristin went home, karen slept on my futon. (see nate, if you had come up and stayed in seattle you would have had no choice but to sleep with a girl. too bad. you lose.)

as for nates bad mouthing of western medicine ... screw that. he doesnt know about the magic red pills my work has. those make everything better. and if you dont get rid of the headache (or whatever else), at least you're so high after taking them that the headache doesnt matter anymore. one could develop quite the addiction if they worked here long enough. -- long enough, of course, being about 4 days.

hey matt dave, good call about hawaii being a real shitter. its a rock in the middle of the ocean. lets just give it back to the british now. that place sucks. we can trade them for canada or something. one time me and nate went to pick up this little snotty ass wipe kid named soren and he tried to jump in the back of my jeep (i had a jeep at the time) and i took off when he had one leg in. then i stopped. then i did it again. that was the best that hawaii ever got. hawaii blows. the pacific ocean is a toilet and hawaii is one of gods turds.

the end.