Thursday, August 22, 2002

speculation
did nate get some tail last night? my spider senses say yes. we called him at like midnight or something and he didnt answer his phone, he boned out on us once again, he has not shown signs of internet geekyness in over 24 hours ... these are all classic 'nastradamalus getting some action' signs. i hope you remembered to wrap it up before you slammed your crotches together at break neck speeds nate. you devil you.

morrissey tonight. i will try to get a verbal confirmation on my hypothesis. he will deny it. i will know deep down that his denial is nothing more than thinley veiled mackdom trying not to be so mackalicious. he's not known as "nathan but game" for nothing kids. he's got a magic dong and the girls just cant resist it ... did i just go too far? i think i did. i apologise.

magic dong.