Saturday, September 21, 2002

I hung out with apryle yesterday. apryle is awesome people. she should probably call me right now. (HINT!) hopefully she will move here soon so our unstoppable gang can take full effect. beware mortals.

i hung out with jen, carey, aram and erica last night. that was really great for a couple of reasons. we had deep conversations about how much people suck and how life is a big sham out and how we're all better off dead. .... well, thats sort of what it was about. aram is posi.

i stayed up all night and watched the sun rise from ruston way. there is a certain girl who was there who needs to stop being bummed out. she has no reason to be bummed out. we then went and got coffee and briefly entertained the idea of stealing some 50 dollar pictures, then we abandoned the idea of stealing some 50 dollar pictures. it would, however, be quite a simple proposition to undertake and successfully accomplish.

i think a gay guy at that party wanted me to make out with him or something. cole chillin drank beer out of a tampon. i think it was that single act that steadfastly laid his claim to being the most tactless guy at the party. for once it wasn't me ... completely ... thanks jesus. I also harrassed some random asian about her stupid raver phone. it was only made more perfect by the fact that i laid this cold delivery on her and the rest of my completely packed car immediately erupted in laughter. i bet the girl went home and slit her wrists. fucking ravers.

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