Thursday, October 24, 2002

... so i was just on vacation and i'm already ready for another one. is it totally crappy of me not to care one iota about this stupid sniper? i do not care. he's an idiot if you ask me. he should have stopped at 5 people and called it a day. if i ever become a raging lunatic who coldly and calculatingly kills a bunch of people, i'm not going to be stupid enough to write notes (with bad grammar no less) to the police. HELLO DUMBASS!!! hasnt this guy ever seen a movie in his life? pay attention einstein, taunting the cops always gets you caught. if this guy was a super villain he would probably sit around and spell out his whole story to the hero right before sending him to an overly elaborate and easily escapable death. just shut up stupid.

anyway, back to the beginning. this sniper thing is making my job excruciatingly tedious. i could go for some "do a bunch of nothing" time. i'm listening to spiritualized and pretending to work right now. its great. its still not as good as laying on my couch and watching the peoples court though. if i'm ever a billionair i'm going to dedicate my life to cereal and cartoons. thats it. when i've seen all the cartoons i can stand, i'll start a company that makes more.

heavens devils in full effect. the best dressed vespa gang (without vespas) on the planet. submit applications now.

that is all.