Tuesday, November 26, 2002

a lesson in being josh
here is what it's like when i read something: "blah blah (insert whatever text here) blah -- I dont care." seriously. i get to about the 4th sentance ... or first, of most things and then i'm like "eh". guess what EARTH you're fucking boring.

i've also decided that swearing makes everything better. i went and dropped my car off to get fixed (read: to rape my wallet for every penny it doesnt even have) and there was this relatively clean cut "important" looking mechanic guy who comes walking up and talked to this other "important" looking mechanic guy, but every other word was some sort of profanity. i found this unbelievably entertaining. "you know that fucking ford that you turn the key and it just shits out on you every fucking time? well i finally got that fucker to start and the bastards running like a motherfucker all of a sudden .... ass." it was kind of hilarious.

swear swear swear.

oh yeah, so now my car doesnt sound all jalopy-ish anymore. i'm getting the dent pulled out of it soon too. anyone want to buy a 1992 cadillac eldorado? its a sweet ride now that its mostly clean and not at all jalopyfide.

wakka wakka.

erica ... we should have gone to taco bell for lunch. we were right there! damn yo. 7 layer burritos were within 100 feet of us and we failed to capitalize.

the quarterback from the eagles is, perhaps, the ugliest guy i've ever seen. he dislocated his elbow last night on national television. they showed it over and over again. gross. i dont know whats worse, imagining how much that must have hurt when the elbow popped out of place or when they showed his ugly ass face without his helmet on. the dude is busted.

i dont know who won.

i dont care.

check out my next car. ahhh gross excess ... how i adore thee. the dude in that picture is thinking "its a good thing i have this giant truck ... she'll never even notice my tiny penis!" nothing says romance like a gigantic diesel powered utility vehicle. somewhere there is some douche bag with a sharper image catologue going "DUDE! I totally need this stupid truck!"