so after many hours (seconds) of pondering, i have decided that i am diametrically opposed to facial hair. i shaved this morning ... and did a pretty god damned bang up job i might add. close, smooth, didnt miss any spots. my face feels like the ass of a newborn child. however, come tomorrow -- sometime -- my face will once again have crappy amounts of hair jutting from it. not only that but for some reason i have been able to reach the age of 23 and still lack the ability to successfully grow a full fledged beard, mustache or any variation thereof. this sucks. i'm going to glue my hair follicles shut.
in other news, i am patiently waiting for wednesday ...
del the funky homosapien is going to be here soon. so is the black heart procession. i am so excited. hooray for the showbox. boo to high ticket prices. hooray for sushi. boo to work.
i'm only blogging because i'm bored. i should do something constructive with my time ... no i shouldnt. watching cartoons would rule right about now. oh damn ... bob told me about where i can go
watch all the state sketches ever. hooray for life.
Posted by: Abe Heckler at 2:50 PM · (Permalink)