Thursday, December 05, 2002

so one of my molars hurts to bite down on. its weird. its not a cavity pain from what i can gather (i've never had a cavity) so it must be something else. its weird because i can sort of shift my bottom teeth and it hurts to pull said molar to the side ... its that wiggling a loose tooth pain from when you were a kid ... but its even worse when i shift back. i think my tooth is just going to pop out one of these days. i think i grind my teeth in my sleep or something. its going to be like one of those weird indie movies where 20 minutes in the dudes molar falls out and theres a transistor of some type implanted in it. then i'm going to end up on some weird psychadelic journey. its going to be crazy. i can hardly wait. who wants me to bring back souveniers? you're going to have to spring for them yourselves because i am pretty broke at the moment. i wonder if my weird indie movie experience is going to be more like Pi or like Gummo ... or maybe like Existenz or perhaps like Donnie Darko. maybe girls will start thinking i'm uber hot after my weird indie movie experience just like they all think that monogloid guy from donnie darko is hot. he's got fetal alchohol syndrom for christs sake! girls go for the wierdest guys. um ... that is all.