Thursday, January 09, 2003

god damned mouth breathers
so i was in the bathroom a second ago and it sounded like some dude was "making sweet love" in one of the stalls. only he OBVIOUSLY wasn't because he was shameless in his approach to what was truly going on behind that door (read: wow that stinks ... my god, his ass must sting). why on earth do you go in the bathroom breathing SUPER heavily and then every once in a while spout the occassional "UGGHHHHH." i kinda felt like kicking the door down and going "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?" i hate the bathrooms at work. they are wretched. they are utterly silent and theres all these fucking mouth breathers in there enjoying their "business" WAY too much. next time i have to pee, i'm driving home to do it.