Friday, January 24, 2003

so yeah ... this is burning out
i'm going to get a job where all i have to do is get driven around in a car and talk to people about stuff ... but not on deadlines or anything, just on a "hey, i need to talk to you" basis. none of that meeting crap. i want to be the financial backer. the guy who puts up all the cash and sits back while other people turn that cash into MORE cash and then turn around and hand me my cut. if they get out of line i threaten to withdraw my funding and they promptly start kissing my ass again. its going to be beautiful. the first thing i need to do is figure out where i'm going to get all this money to start backing people with ... muahahahahahaha. its a dubiously evil and genius plan.

so its like 5pm or something and i've been here since 9 or something and i am JUST now getting to the point where i can actually START working on all the stuff i had PLANNED on working on today. you see, a certain SOMEONE decided it would be a good idea to call in sick today. FUUUUUUUUUCK that. this is the thought running through certain individuals head "i woke up late, i dont have time to take a shower, i'll just call in sick." aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh. why must you doom me to a day filled with covering for your ass? no one cares about this. if you've read this far, your reward is me saying the word asspony. see ... wasnt that all worth it? of course it was.

there better be a W-2 form in my mailbox when i get home.

how do the haunted play riffs like this and get away with it. this song D.O.A. has one of the dumbest guitar riffs EVER in it, yet somehow these dirty swedes make it sound good. i tell you, national socialism must do something for metal. it sure as hell found a way to make duhna-nuhna-nuhna-nuhna-nuh-nuh not sound as hokey as when i tried to play this riff when i was 15. i just read my type-sung version of that guitar riff and i have realized it is by no means an adequate representation of how the song really sounds. oh well ... eat me.

look ... slate has a picture of hitler, john mccain and joe lieberman on the front page. you have me to thank for that.

did you know hitler was gay? its true. not that there's anything wrong with that.

seinfeld is a great television program.

-- its not what you think, you're just trying the wrong thing --

(how cryptic was that?)