Wednesday, February 26, 2003

uhhh .... if the dashboard confessional was a hatemonger. right off the bat i am going to please ask you to get over your uber pc stance on everything and just appreciate the utter hilarity of this. don't e-mail me with your stupid "thats so offensive" crap. i don't care. funny is funny. if this offends you please go to this link.

thank you, this has been a public service announcement.

i realize this is probably the most tasteless post i've ever entered in here. i guess it had to happen sometime. at least i'm not as bad as mr. V.2.0 over there with his porn video links. you dirty little monkey.

well shit ... while i'm at it with this video link posting, i might as well link this again too. -- SAMBOOKA!

i saw the beginning of 'one hour photo' last night at my moms house. that was creepy. i got up and left ... oh and my tax return is about to rule. awesomeness. here's to the thieving bastard government giving me my own freaking money back. "do you want to donate 3 dollars to the presidential election fund?" -- "HELL FUCKING NO!" i'll donate money to the 'kick bush in his dumb hillbilly ass fund' though.

blah blah blah. i dont ever want to call in sick to work, but recently i've been really tempted to call in 'uninterested'. i wonder how it would go over if i was just like "yeah, hey .. i'm not coming in today." "why not". "uh, because i don't really feel like working. i figure i'll just lay around, watch tv and drink beers all day. i'll see you tomorrow thanksbye."

you should really go out and buy 'live from camp x-ray' right now. this cd would only be better if it was summer time right now.