Tuesday, April 29, 2003

take me out tonight ...
the smiths were a good band once. i just thought i might mention that.

and another thing:
work is boring as all get out.

and one more thing:
i parked sogoddamnedfar from the elevator today. theres nothing like walking in super cavernous parking garages to get the ol' blood up ... or something.

when i am king i'm going to take an armadda of barges, put all the weirdos on them and set them adrift in the pacific ocean. let them breed their weird little children and live in weirdo peace and harmony on their own self sustaining little weirdo island out there in the ocean. it'll be great. next to those barges is where i'll park all the barges full of all the garbage we make. weirdos love rooting through and eating garbage. i watch them do it sometimes from my window at night. its like national geographic explorer, only without the slick production values and redeeming educational elements. its just basically me drunkenly making fun of bums ... but whatever. at least i dont throw rocks at them ... anymore.