Monday, April 07, 2003

why do brides wear white at their weddings?

because you want the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

BA DUM BUM ... (credit goes to a certain drummer named tim)

say what you want about saddam hussein, he's got a wicked killer moustache.

'oh, so he's a ninja now?'

i wonder how i can get out of work tomorrow.