Monday, June 09, 2003

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com
so i was reading and laughing at this and it reminded me, so acutely, of when i was dating a certain someone at one point in time. thank god thats over, and good riddance. the only argument i have had with my current girlfriend is the famous, "why don't you ever get mad at me?" argument. ... or something like that. one day i'll probably find out she's some kind of high powered cyborg who's only mission is to gain my trust and then eventually kill me in my sleep, but whatever ... how is that different from any other woman? exactly. it isnt. women are the spawn of the devil and the only thing any man can hope to do is find one that will suck the life out of you slower than all the rest. once you find that woman it's basically a race to death; hopefully one of you will die before you're completely worn down to an empty shell of a human being. or maybe i'm full of shit ... but probably not.

in other semi-uninteresting news: the band i am listening to right now, and thoroughly enjoying, is morphine. if they had a decent website or anything like that i would link to it. however, they dont, so i wont. just go buy one of their records and listen to it ... a lot ... on drugs. portishead is pretty wicked killer too ... on drugs.

"don't pull in single harnessed all your life" -- i have a feeling the days of johnny cash are numbered. go watch this now. the man is still a genius. check out this page too.

blah blah blah ... there's free donuts in the hall today. sweet.