Friday, September 05, 2003

ah the wonders of modern medicine
so ... on this glorious day that adam posts a link to some strange elixir that makes your man glop taste like jolly ranchers, i am compelled to talk about something i have been noticing recently. chalk this one up in the "one of josh's crackpot theories" column if you want, but screw you buddy, its my blog, i can write as many crackpot theories as i want. basically i watch a lot of tv and there's all these commercials that i see for things that are utterly useless, and only really serve as explanation for why America is full of fat stupid white people. does anyone really need febreeze? what the fuck is febreeze? you spray it on your couch so it doesn't reek anymore? do you really think anyone in Ecuador is worrying about what their couch smells like? there are all kinds of commercials like that. the laundry detergent commercials that tout how "we cost a little more, but we do 3 times as many loads!" YOU ARE ADVERTISING ON AMERICAN TELEVISION HOW MANY LOADS OF LAUNDRY YOU CAN DO WITH SOAP! it's useless information about luxury items you don't even remotely need. do you think they have commercials on television in Colombia about the economics of tide with bleach alternative over its closest generic competitor? i doubt it. i think the Colombians are probably too tied up with that whole drug trafficking problem and the possibility of being hacked to death with machetes. or something. American advertising is absurd.

.... and the Seinfeld television show is the most brilliant creation in the genre of entertainment in the entire 20th century. "I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp." see ... i'm no liar.

ink and dagger was a great band. they should just continue the band and change the name to "ink and dirt nap" ba dum bum. thanks folks i'll be here all week.

matt and tasha still don't blog. i talk to tasha like once a month. she's in the CIA now or something. an astronaut i think. it must be because she's Korean.

a sort of case in point to what i was talking about in the first paragraph. (i stole that link from another blog. muahaha)

ok. i'll shut up now.