Sunday, November 02, 2003

hi
So i spent most of the day sleeping. i think i was out of bed for about 20 minutes between 8 this morning and 4:30 this afternoon. that’s because I’m perfecting human hibernation as well as spending 90 percent of my life partying. figure that one out mister quantum physicist. so tonight i am staying up all night. its going to be wicked fun. if you are reading this and it is still tonight (IE: November 2nd/November 3rd) you are invited to come to my house, bearing gifts, and hang out. if you have no gifts you can go straight to hell because this aint to free ticket ride kind of deal. my focus, as always, is the bottom line ... ok I’m rambling and this might only be half coherent so i'll stop now.

i have Twix ice cream in the freezer. i think i'm going to go gorge myself on some and sit around in my underwear. i might iron a shirt or two as well.

That’s right ladies, i iron my shirts. i put the toilet seat down too ... now look at that wrinkled shirt toilet seat leaver-upper you're with. i feel sad for you.

I’ve got the Indiana Jones trilogy on DVD now. I’m the master of the universe ... ooohhhh, i should get masters of the universe on DVD. skelator rules ... but not as much as orco ... was his name orco? i cant really remember. When i was a kid i was only allowed to watch He-Man whenever my mom was out of the room or gone or something. she thought violent TV shows would screw me up or something. i was deprived of laser tag too. Curses! Then my parents moved us to Hawaii and all that coddling went right out the window.... thanks Hawaii!

Hawaii sucks by the way, incase you didn’t already notice.

This is longness ... that’s what happens when its 11:20 pm and you've only been awake for like 6 hours.

and I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

edit
i just changed my little avatar picture thing. its not elvis anymore. i still <3 elvis though.