Sunday, November 30, 2003

i saw some movies this weekend. here's my reviews:

the matrix revolutions: ass. this movie sucked. dont even bother renting it, if it's possible to respect keanu reaves less, this is the movie that will do it.

finding nemo: this movie is about a retard. seriously. nemo is a retard. the likeliness of anyting in this movie actually happening is about 1 in fifty five million infinity. no dumb clown fish could ever devise some plan to travel all the way across the ocean with some 150 year old surfer turtle to save his retarded son from some australian dentist. um, i cant type.

Owning Mahowny: good. go out and rent it. phillip seymore hoffman is the coolest.

The Kid Stays In The Picture: good. better than the matrix for sure.

Bad Santa: WAY better than the matrix. billy bob thornton is like what i would be if i was a department store santa. except i wouldnt piss myself.

Elf: elf really sucked, but it was still great for the first 45 minutes, then it gets all lovey dovey and tries to make you cry. which is wack. snoop dogg doesnt cry, so this movie gets a thumbs up for the first 45 minutes and a "lets go get drinks" for the last half hour.

i saw some other movie too, but, um, i dont remember what it was ... which basically speaks to how good it was i guess.

the password is penis.