Tuesday, January 13, 2004

kobe bryant
i'm not a huge sports fan, and i dont really care about this very much, but whatever. last night i saw on the news that kobe bryant re-injured his surgically repaired right shoulder. could this the beginning of the end? i remember when bo jackson got tackled running down the sideline in some random raiders game, screwed up his thigh and never played professional sports again ... and bo jackson didnt have some blonde harlett in colorado telling everyone he raped her either. yeah, kobe bryant is a cocky bastard and it seems a little bit like all that cockyness is coming back to bite him in the ass.

... and rumor has it the real story behind the whole rape thing is that the sex was consentual only after kobe chided the girl into having sex with him even though he didnt have a condom. then he proceeded to last about 4 seconds and came inside her. she freaked out because he was supposed to have pulled out, so she cried rape. nice work kobe ... remember when michael jordans father was killed and there was all kinds of speculation that it had to do with mikes gambling debts? yeah, they never made a case stick against MJ because he was smart enough not to leave a gallon of his man glop at the scene of the crime .... but i guess a gallon of Jordan Juice at a murder scene would be a little odd.