Friday, April 30, 2004

Re-assessing my bitter hatred for Bill Maher
Watch this video, it is freaking hilarious. First Bill Maher goes on and on about how the media blows, then how George Bush is a shit bag. He cracks Chris Matthews up for five minutes straight then as, Chris Matthews is signing off, he sticks it to him too ... ON HIS OWN SHOW! amazing.

"The president was asked if he had made any mistakes; He said he hadn't made any."

"He was drunk 'til he was 40, that's not a mistake?"

Also Entertaining
Ann Coulters blog is hilarious. In todays dispatch she lambasts all arabs, criticizes Secretary of Transportation Norman Mineta for not being racist enough and then decrys that terrible abomination of an oganization, the ACLU ... That's the American Civil Liberties Union for those of you not keeping track ... you know, the organization that does such terrible and inhumane things as protect your rights to free speech, equal protection under the law, due process and right to privacy. Nice work Ann, I'm sure there's a special ring of hell reserved just for you right next to Joe Stalin and the Hamburglar.

yes ... the Hamburglar IS comparable to Joseph Stalin. Stalin was responsible for the death of millions of people, the Hamburglar was responsible for untold millions of children depraved of deliciosity. Bastards, the both of them.

one more thing
I'll bet anyone 10 bucks that Michael Jackson kills himself if he gets convicted. It'll be some kind of weak drug overdose thing too since that dude doesn't have the eggs to blow his head off ... and, obviously, since he spent so much money altering his head, it would really be a shame to mess up all that beautiful work. click here for the story of the kid touchers most recent day in court. I will also make the bet that Jermaine is going to show up on Larry King in the next 48 hours since his only claim to fame is the fact that his brother is a fiend for 12 year old weeners. But seriously ... you can't really hold this against Michael. You can't blame a guy just because he likes his dick the same age as his wine.

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