Monday, August 30, 2004

A new rule for car alarms
I live in an apartment on a busy street. Cars are always parked on it. Car alarms go off all the time. It's a fact of life and I'm used to it.

But if your car alarm goes off for so long that I get annoyed by it--long enough that I can put my shoes on, walk downstairs and get to your car before you can get there to turn the alarm off--I get to slash your tires and break all your windows with bricks. Seriously.

If you don't do shit for 15 minutes when your car alarm goes off, what the hell do you have it for? I don't give a fuck about your property, nor do I really plan on stopping someone from robbing you. The way I see it, you completely deserve it for having a car alarm you don't pay attention to that annoys people trying to watch cops at 10 o'clock at night.

ASSHOLES!