Thursday, September 14, 2006

alright, alright, alright ...
So I'm posting. It's been a really long time and now even Sean is somewhat on my case about it. Kc declared a long time ago that she is boycotting this site because, "It's just a stupid video blog now and it's annoying." (May be misquoted)

... so what can i post about? Pretty much not a lot. I created a flickr account for myself. (That's what the thing at the top of the page is, for anyone blind and/or dumb) It's sweet. Here's a slideshow of a bunch of crap that's in there. Click on the image to move forward, as there are too many photos in the set for the thumbnails at the bottom to work correctly.

... So now it's a stupid photo blog that's just annoying.

Here's an annoying youtube video, just to keep the streak going. This is quite possible the most hilarious youtube video i've ever seen.

Recently, I bought a bike to ride to work. It was a Trek hybrid type of deal meant to replace the BMX bike I had previously been riding, and forever ruining my ass on. One night, after a few weeks of crucial bicyclical work commuting, I went out to negotiate a drug deal with a few neighborhood friends. (READ: I must have been on drugs to do something this dumb) When I returned I was so hopped up on goofballs and black beauties that I completely forgot to bring my bike in the house, thus leaving it unlocked, just outside the door, on my patio, in my yard, behind a wall and a bunch of bushes. In most circumstances this would have resulted in a "close call" or a "PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE!"

Not on this day, friends. For this would prove to be a day of tragedy.

Indeed, the Trek had been stolen and I was once again relegated to riding the prostate punishing BMX. With this sudden bicycle regime change came, once again, my epic search for a new pedaled steed.

Well, good news sports fans. I found this bike on craigslist 2 days ago for half of what it should cost new:

Incase you were wondering, I am awesome. This bike goes real fast and coddles my undercarriage like a bed of boobs held together with seams made of vaginas. (Yes, this is a childrens program. No, I don't know who fucks the stork. Boy are my arms tired.)

I'm designing a website for 60 minutes right now. It launches on Sunday with a bunch of Howard Stern content or somehting like that. Don't believe me? See for yourself .... on Sunday night.

I've recently learned how to create DVDs using video files I've downloaded from the nerd, with chapters and menus and all that junk. This is a life altering revelation. Now I can watch movies on my home entertainment system™ before they're even out in theaters. In yo face Scientology.

I'm all up out this piece.