Tuesday, June 25, 2002

cold medicine: you demon mistress
so i have been feeling a little under the weather these days. nothing serious, just body aches and a sore throat or whatever. so here at death star corporation they have all these free medicines in little packets: aspirin, decongestants, anti histamine, etc etc. there is one medicine they have in there in particular that i have come to know as the little magic red pills. i have no idea what they are, but they are the best cold medicine ever. you could have the freaking black plague of all colds and you just pop 2 of those things in your mouth and you are soaring for the next 8 hours. awesome. so anyway, i went and took some this morning as i was coughing and basically hating life. now i feel a way i can only describe as sloshy. sloshy as hell. like my head is filled with thick warm liquids of some kind. its "non-drowsy" which i think means "acts like speed" because somehow i am typing super fast and can't really figure out how or why.

work is boring. its really nice outside and my office has no windows and no natural light of any kind what-so-ever. me = bummed. i think i'm going to go get a job as a trucker. that seems like it would be a kick ass job for about 4 hours then it would just suck like nothing else in the world. nothing like hemorrhoids, speed and sketchy 'lot lizard' women. the really most kick ass job in the world would be the guy who gets to watch tv pilots all day. getting paid to watch tv would be way awesome. as long as there were windows involved. I would be way more productive if i had a window. filthy bastards.

the deftones 'white pony' record is sounding pretty good right about now. there are people that hate the deftones. those people are stupid. this is good crap, and not for the reasons those lameo pseudo skater high school kid dorks think its good. its good for reasons those people will never understand.