Sunday, June 23, 2002

top 5 kick ass things for sunday at 1 o'clock am
hunter s thompson
u.n.k.l.e.
7/11
ice cream sandwiches
i saw the guy who plays guitar in front of QFC for the first time in like 9 months and to top it all off he was playing 'take the skinheads bowling' ... that guy is rad.

top 4 things that can be identified with only 1 word
elvis
frank
kenneth
morrissey

(the second half of those first 4 things for all you simpletons)
presley
sinatra
cole
uhhh... its just morrissey there smarty mcgillicutty

hunter s thompson: genius
i'm reading screwjack and i can only classify it as utterly brilliant. maybe its 'lame' to like hunter s thompson, but maybe you are the one who's lame dick head. hunter s thompson makes ME want to ruin MY life by taking mass amounts of mescaline and throwing things off of hotel balconies. there are only 2 problems with this proposition. 1) i have no idea how to procure mescaline 2) i have absolutely no reason to be in a hotel and absolutely no money to get there. "indeed. and so much for all that. i have to go out in the yard to murder a skunk -- and if i fail, he will murder me. some things never change." <-- what's not to like? the man is a genius. why is he not celebrated by children everywhere as their unquestioned iron fisted dictator? who knows. this world knows no justice.

finishing my lazer printer rant
ok... so the lazer printer at work is a real sonofabitch. it only prints crappy jobs -- that is the conclusion i have come to. send a picture to it that is way out of focus with way messed up color and it will print in under 2 seconds. send something all extra super beautiful to it and 80 days later: not a damn thing. screw you lazer printer. although my super crappy desktop inkjet sucks mad dongs, so i'm pretty screwed either way. printing is for sissies.

wow... sloan is a good band ... if only all their songs sounded like 'everything you done wrong.' unfortunately, they don't.