Thursday, June 13, 2002

I hate Ivory soap
Seriously. Worst crap ever. Don't even joke around about putting it on your face because you will hate yourself forever if you do. Imagine vaccum sealing yourself into your own skin. Or something like that. Satan invented the stuff to spite the world. I think the devil has invented a lot of little annoying things just to spite human kind. Ivory soap is one of them. The devil also constructed the 520 bridge, SUV's and Tevas. Seriously, if you wear Tevas you should probably seriously look at re-assessing where your life is and where it is headed. There is nothing good about Tevas. Oh, and by the way, cowboy hats are for cowboys. And even then it's a totally stupid fashion choice. You might as well grow a mullet shave the sides of your head down to the skin and start doing speed. There is absolutely nothing cool about wearing a cowboy hat. Madonna: no, I'm sorry, there are no exceptions. You are not 'cool' enough to pull this off.