Friday, August 23, 2002

attention ladies
it is now time to come over to josh's house and dance around me like you were a fatty waiting for a super burrito with chicken to pop out of the microwave. me and nate are here and we're totally hanging out and being cool. you're totally missing out.

i saw morrissey tonight. morrissey looks like he's been ridden hard and put away wet ... in a sniff sniff look at my one nostril kind of way.

i'm a genius ... i just thought you should know.

... and it smells like teen spirit.

your mom has a penis.