Monday, August 19, 2002

matt
seattle aint that bad dude. when i lived in hawaii, all i could think was "how the fuck am i going to get off this god forsaken rock." now i live in seattle and every day i think ... "this aint heaven, but at least its not as bad as hawaii was." content? sure. why not? i used to live in yuma arizona, and let me tell you, that place blows donkey dicks too. prescott aint so hot either. i was born in wichita freaking kansas ... believe me, seattle is a pretty decent place to live. the rain kinda sucks, but there is no place with better summers than seattle. summer here makes it all worth it. plus, if you get sick of it, you can always drive to california. i bet if you were rich and lived in vermont or connecticut life wouldnt suck so much either. it would be a little martha stewartish, but at least you could actually wear those gay christmas sweaters people always seem to give you. dont people in vermont wear those gay sweaters all the time? its like the law or something. just like how you have to have a hairy chest no shirt a medallion and a leather vest to live in san francisco. a mustache doesnt hurt either. nate cant go to new-san francisco though ... he's got homophobia. <-- nate is about the only person on earth who is going to get that. oh well.