Tuesday, September 03, 2002

I hate the kids.
the internet is the devil. its true ladies and gentleman. dont be fooled by its shiny, welcoming exterior. below its thick skin and all those ones and zeroes lies a soul of pure evil. its lurking there just waiting to suck you in and destroy you. do not fall prey to its devices. thats what "they" want. the internet was designed to keep you at your desk for hours on end staring at a monitor ... a monitor that gives off electromagnetic rays that are used along with tv to control your mind. adding .com to everything is like adding .satan to everything. dont go in for the easy answers kids. if you need information, go to the library, by no means should you use the internet. it will destroy your ambition and your will to live. this is not a joke. you are in grave danger. i only put this here because it is in our collective best interest to boycott this treacherous information superhighway of evil.

jesus is fresh.