matt, you can pretty much drive whatever you want because no one is going to say anything to the contrary. in the fine print it says "if you are willing to kill or mame, you can do, say and drive whatever the hell you want." its sort of a rule of life. also 1) i could never see you in a pair of tevas -- the thought never even crossed my mind until you said it. 2) if you did wear tevas, i think they are the one thing on this planet that could possibly make you look less than intimidating. -- again, i could never see you in a pair of tevas. the world would collapse in on itself if that sort of atrocity took place.
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matt, i take back what i said before. you DO in fact fit the original criteria for driving an SUV. you kill things. face it. you do. your job is to get other people to agree to kill other people. you used to make bombs for a living. dude, you're a killer. there you go. drive away.
um ... yeah, that is all.
oh, there are a lot more cute girls hanging around this office building than there used to be. i wonder if womencentral is the group that moved in next door when that other group of filthy developers moved out. that is the only explanation.
Posted by: Abe Heckler at 9:33 AM · (Permalink)