Tuesday, November 26, 2002

drunken survey taking

Past:
01) First grade teacher's name: uh?
02) Last word you said: shit -- in reference to beer, spilling beer, gluing fingers together
03) Last song you sang: simple man -- lynyrd skynyrd
04) Last person you hugged: my wonderful girlfriend
05) Last thing you laughed at: the television.
06) last time you said 'I love you': i say it to my penis every morning before i go to work.
07) Last time you cried: crying is for bitches. do you think snoop dogg cries? no.
Present:
08) What's in your cd player: spiritualized
09) What color socks are you wearing: white
10) Whats under your bed: carpet (ba dum bum ching)
11) What time did you wake up today: early
12) Current taste: good taste -- always good taste
13) Current hair: wild and up my ass
14) Current clothes: all the rage
15) Current annoyance: um ... earth
16) Current longing: mmm ... its not a big secret
17) Current desktop picture: grayness, brah
18) Current worry: monetarily driven
19) Current hate: probably you shit fuck
20) Story behind your LJ username: story of my life
21) Current favorite article of clothing: somethig from the erica hall collection
22) Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: good hair, nice ears, un-fucked up feet. you can tell everything about a girl in a few simple glances.
23) Last cd that you bought: amon tobin, dj shadow and cut chemist, godheadsilo, tom waits and another one ... blah
24) Favorite place to be: none of your damn business
25) Least favorite place: hawaii .. jail ... the butt.
26) Time you wake up in the morning: early
27) If you could play any instrument, what would it be: gurtair
28) Favorite color: blue ... or something
29) do you believe in an afterlife?: sure
30) How tall are you?: 5'10"?
31) Current favourite word/ saying: alrighty whitey
32) Favorite book: books are for chumps
33) Favorite season: they are all equally good with their pro's and con's
34) One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: dont live in the past, its over.
35) Favorite day: saturday
Future:
36) Where do you want to go: platinum
37) What is your career going to be: i already have a career thanks. i'm just like fighclub.
38) How many kids do you want: kiss my ass
39) What kind of car will you have: a helicopter
40) Type a line you remember from any book: "i refuse to let my fate be ruled by what a woman decided to put in her vagina"
41) A random lyric: "the devil makes good use of these hands of mine"
42) Identify some things surrounding your computer: beer bottles, a camera, paper, a lamp, knife, gun, wrench, pen, paint ...
43) What's up: this test ends on 43 ... how fitting.