Thursday, November 14, 2002

people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones
if boogers were worth a dollar i'd be a millionaire. i dont know what the hell is wrong with me. why anyone cares about this, i dont know. i've decided that moving to south america is definately a viable option at this point. i hate everything ... thats not true. i just want to be one of those south american millionaire types. -- white suit, helipad, rambling estate, villa in the mountains, AK47 hidden under the bed. you know ... a real drug cartel mafioso type. like that sosa dude in scarface. -- wait, was that sosa? i think so. we'll say yes for now. blah blah.

i've decided that erica is georgia rich. get it? of course you don't, you're dumb. she's the kind of person that if she got rich she would live in georgia in a big white house on a plantation and drink lemonade on the porch and bake apple pie and drive a big white caddilac with bulls horns on the hood and that kinda shit. its pretty awesome really. a southern belle basically, only not that stupid blonde bimbo slut southern belle everyone automatically thinks of. jen newton probably knows exactly what i'm talking about and will probably nail it in 3 words, so i'm just going to stop trying.

what kind of rich is jen newton i wonder ... hmmm.

nate is dark wood and smoking jacket rich. definately.

well obviously THIS means THAT and we all know THAT leads to THE OTHER THING and THE OTHER THING ... lets not even get into THE OTHER THING, but we all know THE OTHER THING leads to STUFF and STUFF always ends up being OTHER STUFF and i just cannot deal with OTHER STUFF ... sorry.

dear jen and erica ... remember when we went to azteca and sat in the bar and looked at all those scummy guys? that was great. "if he was in a band he would be in minus the hair" we rule.

the concept of being a professional prize fighter intrigues me. think about it. you get PAID very WELL to FIGHT. how manly is that? i have decided that there is no manlier job than prize fighter. amazing.

jen newton wilcox new alias for when she is a spy will be "Jane Houston Villeceaux." its brilliant.

this is what it would be like if i blogged drunk. i'm not drunk. i'm at work.

work is for suckers. quit your job.

sucker.