Tuesday, November 12, 2002

in other news
go read this. i model my life after prince vince. its guaranteed.

i went to dinner with erica and my mom last night. it was good. once again ... i could eat sushi every day of the week. we ate at the sushi bar and the chef that was working looked like some kind of zen master or something. like he had that super deep seeded hate that he had absolute control over. it was weird. i wonder if that guy ever smiles or does anything fun. we ridiculed him in the car on the way home.

there was also an incident involving orange soda. classic.

erica used to own a weasel named kyle. it had a certain laugh that can be demonstrated by properly trained individuals.

it was determined last night that breaking a guinnea pigs neck with your bare hands would be really hard. why you wouldnt just chop its head off, or feed it poison, or run it over in the car is beyond me. perhaps i am just more creative than some.

and cole's NEW nickname is "Vegetable Lasagna." so there you go. "nat king cole smoking a bowl and boning a chick in the corner" just wont fly. sorry cole.

i talked to tasha on the internerd last night and she was depressed. this isnt allowed. i think tasha needs some of those half naked, well oiled, grecian pool boy types to feed her grapes and fan her with palm frons. i dont know any of those grecian pool boy types, so tash is just going to have to settle for nate, a pair of tighty whiteys and the jar of pickle wedges i have in my fridge. -- scandalous.

the monorail better get built. i'm sick of everything. i'm so moving to the netherlands and becoming a super villian. i've already got my cape, tophat and monacle all picked out. now i just need prospective girls to tie to train tracks. ooooh ... note to self: grow handle bar mustache.

oh, and one more thing. i was reading jens livejournal and it got me to thinking; why is it "breakfast cereal?" isnt *ALL* cereal a pretty breakfast exclusive food staple? is there a dinner cereal somewhere i dont know about? if there is i'd like to see it. i love cereal. it should be noted, however, that although orange juice is good WITH cereal it is not good IN cereal. i have made this mistake on more than one occasion ... dont ask. if you've seen my fridge you can understand how this turn of events might have taken place. ... coca~cola on cereal isnt very good either.