so today i worked in a conference room on a laptop all day. it sucked. my office was being moved upstairs so i was cast out into the hallways. my new office is way cleaner than my old one though and i will now have a view of an office with a view. thats a lot better than a view of a wall. rad - ish. my new office also has way better shelves than my old one. basically i traded up ... both literally and figuratively since my new office is on masterful floor number 3.
my birthday is saturday. there is a party. its at the carmenzito / to see you broken compound. it should be fun. dont pretend like you give a crap that its my birthday, just come and have a good time if you're coming ... and bring me presents ... and bring beer, life aint free you filthy bastards.
i havent showered in 2 days. its disgusting really.
went cd shopping today with money i dont have. got some really great cd's. i am a freaking addict, its guaranteed. i bought the burning brides cd and tasha was like "who are these guys?" then i played it for her and she jumped out of her seat out of pure stokedness. she made me stop at another record store across town on our way to get food just so she could buy it. someday i hope to be in a band that inspires that kind of excitement.
me and tasha only talk about one subject anymore. said subject starts with an E and ends with an A ... i bet she's fucking sick of it by now. oh well. she knows what she has to do to change the subject and i think the geographically french DB is the prime shizzle in the twenty oh tre. <-- thats a rad descriptor for the year 2003 incase you missed it ... sucka.
i got free books from work. they all used to belong to mike kinsley ... i bet you're freaking jealous as a mofo huh? yeah, i know.
i bought a new toothbrush today. new toothbrushes rule the school. i go to the store and buy things one isle at a time. its fun to do it that way. today it was the toiletry isle. toilet paper, shampoo and a toothbrush. tomorrow i think i'm going to buy cheese, milk and donuts.
my posts are long and less than entertaining. you love it anyway.
i think its about time popular television personality Stone Phillips made a comeback. wink wink nudge nudge, say no more, say no more. or maybe not ... i really dont care that much.
coca~cola tastes really good. i wish i had one right now ... in a glass ... with ice.
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the hamburgler rules .. he's the best fictional mcdonalds character. grimace is second place since he's just a big purple turd or something. remember the old mcdonalds playground toys? what ever happened to those? the hamburgler head you could climb up into. the big purple mound things. those spring horse hamburger fry whatever the hell things? where did all this crap go? now its just that big plastic jungle gym crap and balls that little kids like to piss in. damn kids, you ruin everything.
... and saturday morning cartoons suck now too.
everything was better in the old days. we had to walk 14 miles to school in waist deep snow ... uphill .... both ways ... and we liked it!
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