Wednesday, November 06, 2002

lets get together next week and go on a killing spree. at the last second i'll step aside and pin it all on you. the judge will convict you and you'll go to jail for a million years. then i'll go to your house and take all that stuff i've always envied. your clothes always looked better on me anyway. i'll set your car on fire and push it into a lake somewhere. a proper burial really. when you're about to get paroled i'll get some dude in the clink to start a fight with you so you have to shank him and get put in the hole for another hundred years. basically lets go on a killing spree so i can get you to do all my dirty work and then take the blame. you've always been kind of a sucker that way. you big dummy. lets just skip the killing spree and ask the sherriff to put you in jail solely for being dumb. its cool, he wont mind. he's got nothing better to do anyway.

... and minus the bear sucks.

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Posted by: Abe Heckler at 9:50 AM · (Permalink)



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