Friday, January 10, 2003

the funny things people type into search engines ... and then end up here
(unfunny ones have been omitted)

burrito diet
cadillac snoop deville
ding dong king kong sing song
first time cunnalingus stories
orcs black people
stone phillips hairy chest

update
oh my god! i just, out of curiosity as to WHY entry number 4 showed up on the preceeding list, searched for it. my site came up as the very first one. that is freaking hilarious. try it yourself. its amazing. its also amazing how close to the top of the list my site shows up when you search google for "stone phillips hairy chest". damn people search for some weird stuff. lets see if i can attract more random search engine hits right now. boobies, crisco, larengitis, pictures, naked, food, animal, herring, peabo bryson, michale landon, vroom, biscuit, volley ball, pole vaulting, larry bird, malnutrition, possums, refrigerator, refooderator, maniila, urugway, man boobs, bryant gumbell, geo metro, datsun, particle board, spank, speaker wire, sand bags, lube, chickens, geese, carpet cleaning, bling blinging, prince albert, the king of france, funny looking mole type growths, gerbil food, tremendous, amazing, stupifying, retarded ... uh ... thats good enough.

and now to make fun of anyone who might have got here by searching for these words.

Dear Pervert:
I know it must be tough being attracted to the disgusting perverted thing you just searched for. Just take comfort in knowing that this site got over 18 thousand hits in december and that as soon as your silly little search shows up in my web log information, i'll post it on here for everyone to read. have a nice day!

... and remember; if it turns red, you're doing it too hard.