Wednesday, February 26, 2003

i was in a meeting today with one of the funniest looking people i've ever seen in real life. he was fat, but really weird fat. like he was a skinny asian guy wearing a really well fitting fat suit. and he didnt seem to have the capability of turning his head that far. and he wore funny looking glasses that were thick and black and sort of looked like swim goggles. it was amazing. he rested his arms on his fat belly the whole time we were in the meeting and as i inspected his arm resting technique, i realized that even if i leaned back in my chair so as to rest my hands on my stomach (and i might point out he wasnt leaning back AT ALL) my arms would still not jutt out from my body at the same angle his were. it was like he had this tray in front of him composed entirely of his fat belly. but the rest of him was fat too. he was a jolly fat guy i would say. he had a weird smile too. like he smiled to the point where you thought his mouth would stop expanding and then it went that much more again. and he smiled for too long at things that werent worth smiling about. come to think of it i think he very well could have been evil. yeah ... definately evil. he kind of had that happy go lucky hippy demeanor about him wich almost always denotes a sub-level of evilness lurking in the depths. someone should keep an eye on this guy.

.. and just to clarify -- theres nothing wrong with being fat, there's just something wrong with being THIS guy. his fatness was just his most dominant charicteristic.

i wonder how deep his belly button is ... i wonder if he ever puts a straw in it and drinks kool aid out of it. if i were him i would totally do that.