Thursday, March 13, 2003

DUDE! ... what if you were killed by dwarves?
it's 5:15 and traffic is doing that "sucks a giant flame decal covered dong" thing it likes to do EVERY FUCKING DAY! i cant wait until i make that million dollars and buy my helicopter. i'm so close to a million right now. currently in checking: $18.97 currently in savings $.97. i'm well on my way. let me take this opportunity to state that 2 people owe me 50 bucks and 2 other people owe me a hundred. then theres the lying, thieving government that owes me my GOD DAMNED TAX RETURN ... but they take their sweet time getting that shit back to me because, you know, they've been making money off it all year and it's not theirs so they dont give a shit how long it takes to get back to me. (screw you george bush ... one termer) oh yeah, then i get paid tonight and a certain store where i left all my guitar equipment to be sold has money for me too ... finally. so yeah. 18 dollars. what, do i look like; fucking american express over here? shit. it's time to start charging interest.

sooooo much junk mail. i hate you junk mail. please die.

pizza is tasty. so are burritos. i'm going to open a place that sells pizza and burritos. and sandwiches ... I LOVE SANDWICHES!

lauren didnt call me last night. i'm sad. i was really looking forward to karoke too *cough*NOT*cough*. i just sat around my house all alone and ate cookies all night. hahaha. thats funny. only some people know why that rules. those people are "in the know". ... ok i just gave it away. sonofabitch.

my nose itches a lot these days. i cant figure out why. oh yeah, its because i've been doing about 400 gallons of cocaine recently. haha not really. ok kind of. actually not at all.

... yeah, you're right .... it's just crank. "you should just put a sign on this car for the cops that says 'please bust me'." - "what? to like, throw them off?"

Excuse me. I don't mean to impose, but I am the Ocean.