Friday, March 07, 2003

In order to survive, the alpha denigrates(?) were forced to strip down to their SCANDANAVIAN LEATHER!
if you havent already you should go out and get this turbonegro record. it might not be out yet ... i dont know ... adam paysse always gives me these records before they come out. he's an industry insider or something. at any rate, this is some good shit. WIPE IT 'TILL IT BLEEDS!

turbonegro will save the world.

"FUCK YOU 'FAT WITH GLASSES AND A BEARD'! NICE PONY TAIL! ... AND WHERE'D YOU GET THAT STUPID RED JACKET?!?!?"
the monkey pub is filled with dirt shits. i want to go hang out at giggles. its a comedy club and bar. which means it looks like a diner, they sell alchohol and there are only approximately 4 people in there at any given time. yeah .... who does stand up comedy in some shit ass club right up the street from tubs? nobody with any talent ... that's who. (i'm so stoked that tubs has a website right now. hahahaha -- cess-pools to fuck in.)

"if you want to go to war in iraq, raise your right hand ... if you're french, raise both hands." -- "of course france doesn't want to help us get saddam out of iraq, they didn'd even want to help us get Germany out of France." jokes about France are funny. "I hate American culture, but I love these blue-jeans." and stop taking credit for french fries you bastards.