Monday, April 14, 2003

I hurt: kittens
I love: baskets full of puppies
I hate: yep i do
I cry: meh
I fear: fear is not a factor for me
I hope: fuck hope
I feel alone: woe is fuckin' me
I kill: time
I talk: mad shit, probably about you
I listen: no i dont
I break: dance!
I see: dead people
I smell: like hai karate
I taste: you baby ... rawr.
I work: for an evil multinational corporation. i aint no hippy.
I remember: everything.
I pray: just like mc hammer
I walk: with jesus
I drive: tha el dogg
I read: you like a book
I burn: bridges
I breathe: instinctively
I play: backgammon
I miss: schnookums and meat ... remember that cartoon? no, probably not.
I learn: somfen new er'ry day.
I feel: boobies
I know: everything
I say: hip, you say hop
I dream: of genie
I have: everything right where i want it
I want: yours
I fall: nah brah
I wait: tables ... haha, not.
I need: dough
I live: it
I sing: i've never folded under questioning
1 minute ago: i thought this was a good idea
1 hour ago: uh ... i ate a sandwich ... i think
1 day ago: it was saturday and didnt have to work tomorrow
1 week ago: that was a week ago, like i remember
1 month ago: it was march
1 year ago: HA!
1 lifetime ago: i was the king of france

5 minutes ago: i started listening to dj shadow
5 hours ago: i was rokken like dokken
5 days ago: i already answered this with the week question ... dumbass
5 weeks ago: what am i some kind of historian
5 months ago: uh ... christmas?
5 years ago: same shit different day.

"he thinks roe versus wade are alternate ways of crossing the patomac"