Saturday, August 09, 2003

i just wanted everyone to know that i am the smartest of all smarts in the smartness club of the world. now other people should start blogging here because only adam has stepped up to the plate. my genius idea for the little picture to the left of here is mad genius. i bet you never guessed what a genius i really was huh? yeah, you didnt. foolio. how dumb do you feel? ok that all makes no sense. i took 50 pounds of horse tranquelizers before i wrote this post. ok, so thats a lie. but whatever. you're still reading which means i am smart enough to hold your attention this long. i'm also so hot that i make girls have orgasms if i get within 5 feet of them and i turn men gay. its a shame too, because dudess are gross and serve no purpose in life because they can never live up to my amazing hotness. uh yeah. i went and saw lucas cooks art show last night. eventually he's going to make a million dollars. i also drank gin out of a plastic cup that was handed to me under the advertisement that it was water. then i stumbled around in the street and danced the jig with a hobo. all of that last part is true except the part about the hobo.