Wednesday, August 13, 2003

what kind of cartwheels do i have to pull? what kind of jokes should i lay on 'em now?
you know what? the white stripes are an amazingly great band. i can say this with complete confidence now because it has been months since i listened to this elephant record and now that i'm listening to it again i am realizing that it is utterly brilliant. its like if jimmy page was a nerdy white guy ... like if jimmy page and rivers cuomo had a baby who had a wife who played drums or something. a wife that he later divorced so as to cash in on all the groupies who's gash he would get to pummel later with his rock cock. it's true. sad? maybe ... but true.

p.s. elvis is freaking rad. i just thought i should throw that in for good measure.