Wednesday, September 24, 2003

everyday life is an increasingly tedious and boring pursuit
so there's a giant goodwill store down in the international district/beacon hill area. its giant. like football fields of giant. this, in and of itself, is not too spectacular. what is spectacular is the other goodwill store in the parking lot. the "discount" goodwill store. the one where you can buy clothes for $1.29 a pound. yeah .... clothes by the pound. i bet its high fashion up in that piece ... or not.

a while back i saw a bum sleeping on the sidewalk. obviously, this happens all the time, but on the occasion i'm talking about the bum had most likely spent the last week or so wiping his ass with his socks. he was wearing white socks with suspicious brown stains all over them. it was gross. but then again the dude was way haggard, drunk and passed out, so i doubt the poo socks were the main obstacle keeping him from wild successes in the stock market. he probably makes a killing with a cardboard sign though.

here's a little something for nate scott and other citizens with discerning taste.

i ate so much pizza last night. pizza, beer and vodka cranberries (made with fru fru vodka) ... now thats a way to spend a tuesday evening. oh, and that new show Happy Family with the best dude ever, John Larroquette, rules. you should watch it next tuesday. it was all i could do last night to sit all the way through Whoopi though. someone needs to take that ho into an alley and put her out of her misery. can anyone say "NOT FUNNY" ... i can. look at the website they have for that show. its almost as dumb and annoying as the show itself -- actually i didnt even hardly watch her show. i was too busy flipping around the channels trying to figure out why i didnt recognize ANYTHING on television anymore and why my television has suddenly decided not to remember what channels work. damn telelvision. i;m getting cable again. thats all there is to it.

interpol rules by the way.

i was going to read back through all this again to make sure it had a noticable lack of mistakes, but that would require effort. i aint down with effort.

i didnt shave this morning. i look like don johnson circa miami vice. wanna make out?

peace and canada geese.