Wednesday, October 15, 2003

dave attell on dating:
The other night I had the lonely bug. so i go out to this bar, i see a woman alone, i figure, she's alone: I'm alone ... why not annoy the shit out of her. so i walk over ... i'm walking ... i'm wearing clogs ... and i notice she's got a black eye. she's got a shiner. and i'm thinking "great ... she doesn't listen." a couple mcnuggets and lies later we're back at my house ... and we're having sex doggy style. now i didnt plan on it, thats just how she passed out. thank you slow gas leak!

i love stealing from the internet.

rock climbing is making me into a monster. soon i will be tearing phone books in half and breaking handcuffs ... then i'll join the power team.

since i've had my ipod i've been putting lots of cds and stuff on it. yesterday i took a mixed cd i made a long time ago off my computer at work and put it on my ipod. then i re-discovered that it was really great. so if you want one, comment and leave your email address and i'll send you the link to where it is on my server. its a zip file and its kind of big (64.4mb), so beware. if i've given you a mixed cd in the past, you probably already have it.

zang!