Monday, December 08, 2003

Clerks
I saw the movie Clerks the other day for the first time in like 8 years. that is the most brilliant/terrible/brilliant again movie ever created. if you havent seen it in a while, consider this your cue to do so.

"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me."
"I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!"
"And, I hope it feels good."
"You hope WHAT feels good?"
"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
"Well, this is the last time I rent here!"
"You'll be missed."
"Screw you!"
"Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!"