Wednesday, December 10, 2003

the following people do not blog enough
... and a bonus: my speculation as to "why"

1) Apryle -- dropped off the face of the earth -- or, alternately -- joined the NSA and is now working on covert ops which stipulate that she is no longer allowed to communicate with the general public. i have only seen apryle in person for about 3 hours since i was 14 years old. thats weird.

2) Tasha -- one word, "Noah" ... we will only see or hear from tasha again when she is 80 years old and Noah dies of a heart attack. they say the girls live longer. i just hope i live longer than noah so tasha will be my friend again. (i can feel myself welling up, so we'll move on) :P

3) Adam -- he blogs from time to time, but recently has been thrown off because he wasn't used to the excess weight caused by his beard-war induced beard. i say "wasnt" because adam has since LOST said beard war and NOW doesn't blog all the time because he is filled with so much shame about his loss of the beard war.

4) Tim -- asked for a blog, blogged once. i chalk this up to tims crippling god complex and the fact that he had not fully realized the potential of Halo until recently.

5) Nate -- i think nate is just grieving the loss of tasha. it really is sad. he probably doesn't blog for another reason, too, which is because he would lose his job as a corporate executive at borders books because of a violation of his non-disclosure agreement.

6) Matt -- he's a karaoke all-star. i see him like twice a week, but he just got released from 2 kinds of prisons; a) marriage and b) the military, so he can't really be expected to maintain such menial and pedestrian tasks as updating a blog. he's got much more pressing issues to deal with such as getting more tatoos, drinking until 10 in the morning, doing drugs and having copius amounts of casual sex with many anonymous partners.

i got the mr. show season 3 dvd in the mail today. i'm the king of prussia.