Thursday, January 15, 2004

4 shizzle

the guestbook works again ... i'm going to start work on the webstore this weekend. it should take me a few weeks to get it up and have stuff for sale.

this blog is massively uninteresting these days. i dont know what the hell happened. some random notes.

lauren, if you read this, i know i need to come pick up that mini fridge. i have been slacking on this task for quite some time and soon enough i must come by. perhaps this evening ... perhaps.

go read burt reynolds advice column dammit.

after that, go cause trouble on the message board. message boards are fun.

lazyness is my forte. i am really good at it. in fact, if you go into my apartment right now, you will be struck, as if by a two-by-four, by how amazingly filthy my apartment is. this is all due to me simply being too lazy to pick up after myself. go in the bedroom though, and its pretty spotless. thats because i cleaned it yesterday. my living room basically looks like its been partied in for the last month straight ... which isnt really that far from fact.

i bought a pack of these yesterday and 2 of them fell out of the machine. i rule at life sometimes.

screw driving to work. ride the bus and own a nice umbrella, it's the only way to travel. the bus is like a limousine for poor people. i know i say that all the time, but it doesnt make it any less true. i wish i had taken a picture of the girl i was forced to sit next to the other day. amazing. i saw her again today. apparently she didnt get the memo that it's freaking freezing outside because she was wearing these gross sweat pant shorts ... actually, i think she's been missing quite a few memos ... like the one that said having fat unshaven legs is disgusting. or the other one that said that poofy denim jackets that make you look like a balloon went out a long time ago ... or the one that said you should never wear a hat you bought at a midieval festival in public. or the one that said that listening to shitty irish jig music really loud on your headphones just might get you punched by the guy sitting next to you who is already pissed because you're an ugly mouth breather. god damned ugly mouth breather.

george bush is an idiot.

christina aguilera is a giant slut ... like, a hugely giant one.