Sunday, February 22, 2004

my first visit to a jim-jil-bang (korean bathhouse) has me wondering about koreans.

why?

1. if there is nary a dong in your country, why do you all your place names end in "dong"? i.e. taewhadong, andong, peungwhadong...

2. with penises that small how the hell did you overpopulate certain urban centers in your country? i mean they don't even look big enough to rub up against the vaginal wall... it'd be like a ballpoint pen in a bucket.

i don't wonder why you were staring. i'm 800,000 pantone shades whiter than all of you, and, well, there's the dick thing too. it's hard not to do a double take when you see something half the size of a fucking grape on a grown man. i know what they're SUPPOSED to look like, and it's not that.

i have always been a humble man, but i think that has to come to an end.

i think this blog should have a new section called "sean's DIRTY blog" because there's so much shit i can't put in my own blog because prudish adults and innocent children in my family read it.