Friday, March 05, 2004

fershizzle
today is friday. it's about damn time.

on monday morning slate is going to be publishing a music piece i wrote. i managed to keep them from editing out a few of my key references to robots, hula hoops, fred durst and stealing from the RIAA, but they made me cut all the drug references and random attacks against eminem and carson daly ... seriously dude, that nose ring has got to go.

anyway, keep your eye out for that. i'll post about it agian when it actually goes up.

this is step 3 in my 112 step plan for world domination. steps 1 and 2 were 'get a job at a multinational corporation' and 'shmooze your way into the good graces of individuals with clout at said multinational corporation.' i'd tell you what the other 109 steps were, but then i'd have to kill you. I can tell you, though, that part of the plan does entail befriending an ex-military guy who could kill a man with his bare hands and talks better than a pornographer at a sorority house kegger ... cause, you know, we go to so many sorority house keggers :P

I should also mention that i am addicted to The Sims. it's the most boring game ever, but i just know that EVENTUALLY those damn bastards will screw. I did make a guy wet his pants though.

BALLS OF ICE

RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS!!!!

um, yeah. i also, after months of searching, finally found brown shoes that rule. kenneth cole should get a medal ... well actually, no he shouldn't. i've given that bastard enough money so far that he should have to buy it. bastard.