it's saturday, and the first day of spring ... perfect time for a blog i like to call
I hate white people
yes, it's true. I just got back from
greenlake, where there was some type of crew competition going on. there were all kinds of boats and tents and people all over the place ... all of which had been delicately transported there in giant SUVs that have probably never ventred any further off-road than the sidelines of a soccer field where the tailgate was used to distribute bottled water and brownies. There were more fat white people in track pants, flip flops and Old Navy clothes than i could count. All of them loudly discussing the unimportant problems and meaningless goings on they have been experiencing in the recent weeks and months of their meaningless, unimportant lives. it was worse than going to the mall; a sea of self importance, ignorance and conspicuous consumption. From time to time i'll watch Jay Leno do that jay walking thing where he goes out on the street and asks people super easy questions about history, current events, or some other subject, and the people give him the most ridiculous wrong answers ever. i always wonder how the hell he finds such stupid people, then i experience a day like today that makes me acutely aware of the fact that these people are EVERYWHERE ... complacent and stupid, sucking at the fat teet of lazyness and convenience, "humping the american dream". i hate white people.
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