Monday, March 29, 2004

KFC is the FUNNIEST CORPORATION ON THE PLANET!
ok ... so peta is planning on distributing "buckets of blood" soon, in front of kfc restaurants around the country . now ... whatever you think of peta, whatever ... it's a respectably serious complaint ... you know, not some outlandish request, just "hey kfc we think the way you factory farm chicken is bullshit." it's america ... let em air their grievances, work it out, it's not the end of the world.

Here is kfc's statement in reaction:

"We don't comment on the corporate terrorist activities of PETA. They are corporate terrorists and just like the United States government, we will not negotiate with corporate terrorists."

now ... correct me if i'm wrong, but did they just make up a term and use it 3 times? kfc is the funniest corporation ever.

First they try to trick us into thinking they're "Kitchen Fresh Chicken" when, INFACT their name is "Kentucky Fried Chicken." NOW they become their own government and declare their own war against a bunch of burnout college freshmen playing a funny prank on your ass because your elitest chicken holocaust is fuckin' BULLSHIT maaaaaan.

seriously dude ... that's a pretty square way to react to getting punked, what's the dilz?